Monday, April 20, 2009

Suitable Jobs...

Now that I'm finally an Adult, I have been going over a list of other occupations I can have while I work on selling my songs. Many come to mind in one form or another, but I think they must be creative or entertainment geared.

Here's a few I have considered

Kiddie Show Host
I would be so good at it. I think to relate to a child, it helps to have the mind of a child!

Newscaster

I certainly could do a better job than Gene whats his name on Channel 12.

Photographer


I would love to have my own studio so that I could take pictures and sell them perhaps. I already have a slew of nice Richmond photos.

Cartoon Character

I can definitely see myself doing voices for animation. That would be a lot of fun!


Chef
Well, if I had to go to culinary school, it wouldn't be all that bad. Jack Tripper from Three's Company has always been a role model of mine.

Clown

Put some paint on my face, and give me a pair of big floppy shoes and I'm in heaven!

Elvis Impersonator
Id probably have to start out doing his "later years".


Anyways, I can't decide on whether to go back to school or not. I do have 2 years of college education from the prestigious J. Sargeant Reynolds Community College. Not to mention one semester at VCU when I took an acting class there 6 years ago. I just need about 60 more credits before I graduate!

17 comments:

John said...
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Brian said...

Meade why did you delete the comments about the kiddie host job being creepy?

John said...

I think my Dateline comment was too much for him. Guess the truth hurts. :(

Meade Skelton said...

1.Its not creepy

2.John, the only one here who will end up on Date Line is you.

John said...

Ouch! You've gotten witty since you first started trolling forums.

I must say though, it usually isn't creepy to want to work with kids.

BUT I wouldn't let children around someone that writes songs about stalking women and lives in a basement.
Sorry dude, you have a creepy factor somewhere between Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.

I'm thinking about bringing some friends to this blog from FFXU, would you like that? Of course you would, it means more attention for you.

John said...

One of the many threads started by Meade in Fairfax Underground. We still haven't figured out why someone from Richmond was posting in a Fairfax forum. For your reading entertainment:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/112925/113267.html#msg-113267

Meade Skelton said...

What makes you think thats me? Anyone could have written that. I am much too busy to be doing stuff like that.

John said...

One last thread. Here is our Meade Skelton talking about his family's slaves.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/46406/46683.html#msg-46683

Meade Skelton said...

Stop spamming, please. Or you will be blocked.

John said...

You call that spamming? No, just showing people your true colors.

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Nova said...

I see Meade is up to his same old tricks.

Still playing at the flea markets?

Nova said...

Hope you like the wikipedia entry. A little more realistic!

John said...

LOL!!!!!!

piginapoke said...

IN THE WORDS OF JOHN THE ANON. :

"Sorry dude, you have a creepy factor somewhere between Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy."

HE WHO SMELT IT DELT IT.
THAT'S YOU ALL OVER DUDE.
YOUR RELENTLESS TACTICS OF HUMILIATION ARE SICK AND DISGUSTING.
OOPS! YOU DOOD IT AGAIN!
AND YO !! NOVA !! LISTEN UP !!
YOU AND YOUR PAL JOHNNY
TAKE YOUR DOO AND GET OUT.
I WANNA SEE YOU BOTH CRAWL OUT WITH YOUR TAILS TWEEN YER LEGS
YOU MISERABLE CREEPAZOIDS.

Michael said...

Wasn't John Wayne Gacy a clown? Wasn't Pew-Wee Herman a Kiddie Show host? Your prospect jobs are looking a bit sketchy! Be paranoid on that one, for real!

John said...

Good point...and it doesn't help Meade that he has friends that sound like schizophrenic pre-schoolers.