MJ Faked His Death !

I can't believe people are so naive they think Michael Jackson is actually dead at 50. Its so obvious, he just simply went into hiding. Lets face it- hes has a lot stacked up against him. A notorious recluse, accusations that he's a kid toucher, trouble with his skin, plastic surgeries that went wrong, and a legacy of weirdness. That's enough to drive anyone insane! I think hes probably in Hawaii some place or something, I'm not sure. But hes not dead. People like that live forever. I'm not a hater of Michael Jackson, though unlike the general public, I have decent tastes in music, so you won't find a copy of "Thriller" playing on my turntable any time soon. I think he was a pretty talented guy, but nowhere near on the scale of Elvis or Patsy Cline, or any of the true greats. Frankly, a lot of his work he stoled from Little Richard. Little Richard can testify about this. The little yelps he does in songs, the vocal phrasing, the Jerri curl.. I am old enough to actually remember the "Moon Dance", granted I wasn't more then 3 or 4-years-old at the time. But anyways, when I'm right I'm right. MJ isn't dead, folks, so put on "Man in The Mirror" and dry your eyes.